Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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