The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You need a sexual gate keeper
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
