I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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