I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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