Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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