I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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