"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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