What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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