I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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