Will you blow on my dice?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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