What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
