New low: just hacked my moms facebook
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize