census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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