I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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