Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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