I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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