He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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