Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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