I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Barsexuality is the new black.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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