living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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