apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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