Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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