new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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