She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
