Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Too much gin, very little bucket
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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