well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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