So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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