is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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