One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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