wake up i wanna do it froggy style
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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