I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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