God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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