Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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