you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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