dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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