We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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