theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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