if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
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i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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