When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You are a genius and a whore.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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