Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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