only if we run a train.
done.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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