dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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