I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My balls are so social today.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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