grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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