Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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