So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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