i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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