love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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