Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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