apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she looked like the before picture.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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