how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
