Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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