So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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