I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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