i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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