Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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