oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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