My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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