Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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